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TTU
- 2 days ago
- 1 min
Premium seeds available
Would u like our combo pack Of 30 exotics f1 pheno $400?
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TTU
- 3 days ago
- 1 min
All NEW CUSTOMERS GET A FREE TINCTURE TODAY!
Get a free tincture of your choice with your 1st order!! Allow us to welcome you to The Townhouse Uptown
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TTU
- 6 days ago
- 2 min
Crops in!
Amnesia Haze The uplifting, energetic buzz is one you won’t soon forget. Its genetics have been traced back to the South Asian and...
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TTU
- Mar 24
- 1 min
Freaky Friday Special 2/$200 STOCK PURGE!
2 ounces for $200 Humbolt seed co. Collieman Kush Forbidden fruit Gelato 41 Mac 1 Strawberry fields Sunday driver Northern thunder fuck...
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TTU
- Mar 22
- 1 min
Chocolope
Sativa Dominant Hybrid Strain Sativa Dominant Hybrid 95% Sativa / 5% Indica THC: 18% - 21% Chocolope is one of the most fascinating...
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TTU
- Mar 22
- 1 min
Hp for $600
Any 4 flavors Pink gorilla Og Kush Sugarcane Gelato 41 Gg4 Gg5 Creamsicle Bubba Kush Blue dream Chocolope
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TTU
- Mar 22
- 1 min
Free 1/8 w/ every order over $125! For the first 10 people to text ! 202-839-0340
Super sticky icky ! For free!!
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TTU
- Mar 22
- 1 min
Wanna join us for a sesh?
Text 202-839-0340 now to be invited to our weekly sesh! Stay euphoric
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TTU
- Mar 22
- 1 min
$25 1/8 for the 1st 10 people! Hump day sale 🐫
Text 202-839-0340 to claim! 🏆
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TTU
- Mar 22
- 1 min
New Additions
🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄 Ghost Penis envy Golden teachers Amazonia Yoda Amazonian Prime Meanies TINCTURES!! ADDERALL replacement tincture $90 Shroom...
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TTU
- Mar 22
- 2 min
Prerolls w/ 💎 diamonds now available!
Pre roll menu !!! 5 pack of custom pre rolls equaling 7 grams of flower and concentrate in the pack . The Pain killer Gg4 organic Hash ,...
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