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Free 🍄 giveaway!
Every order over $100 gets free 🍄 included! Tap into some euphoria! Neurodivergent only!

420 Farmer
Jan 161 min read


Refer a friend.. get a free 1/8!
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420 Farmer
Jan 101 min read


Exclusive Offer
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420 Farmer
Jan 101 min read
$50 oz of RUNTZ small bud.. back in stock! Grab it before it’s gone!
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420 Farmer
Jan 81 min read


LOCAL Delivery all day in MD, VA, DC!
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420 Farmer
Jan 81 min read
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420 Farmer
Jan 81 min read


Snow Day Sale! Delivery available nationwide! Same day available!
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420 Farmer
Jan 51 min read


$100 ounces.. while supplies last!
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420 Farmer
Jan 41 min read


BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!! ALL EDIBLES & TOPICALS
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420 Farmer
Jan 41 min read


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420 Farmer
Jan 31 min read


End of year Ultra Sale!
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420 Farmer
Jan 33 min read


End of the year sale!!
Townhouse Uptown - call 202-817-7869 to grab these exclusive deals! END OF THE YEAR CLOSEOUT SALE! 🚚Deliveries in VA, DC, MD ALL DAY🚙...

420 Farmer
Jan 33 min read


$50oz Sale
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420 Farmer
Jan 21 min read


$500 QP OF ANY EXOTICS SALE
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420 Farmer
Dec 25, 20241 min read


UP TO 80% off Christmas Sale! FREE gift w/ all orders today ONLY!
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420 Farmer
Dec 25, 20241 min read


Taster’s Choice Sample Pack
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420 Farmer
Dec 22, 20241 min read


Black Truffle Runtz .. true exotic $25
Black Truffle Runtz .. true exotic Originally $50 an 1/8 TODAY GET IT FOR $25 an 1/8 Grab it now! Only 30 coupons released. Don’t wait!...

420 Farmer
Dec 20, 20241 min read

420 Farmer
Dec 16, 20240 min read


2 oz left ..
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420 Farmer
Dec 16, 20241 min read


Daily Happy Hour Specials 3-10pm
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420 Farmer
Dec 15, 20241 min read
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