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Free Purple Haze w/ all orders by 9pm!
Order now to grab this deal!! We will Include a sample of Purple Haze w/ your order! Reply now to claim this deal!

420 Farmer
Dec 15, 20241 min read


3 left! Until next years crop! Exclusive genetics! BlackTruffle Cake RUNTZ . 32.06% Reply now to claim the last 3 ounces!
3 left! Until next years crop! Exclusive genetics! BlackTruffle Cake RUNTZ . 32.06% Reply now to claim the last 3 ounces!

420 Farmer
Dec 15, 20241 min read


2 left! Until next years crop! Exclusive genetics! Candy Gas. 31.7% reply now to claim the last 2ounces!
2 left! Until next years crop! Exclusive genetics! Candy Gas. 31.7% reply now to claim the last 2ounces!

420 Farmer
Dec 15, 20241 min read
Reply if you have PAIN! We have a special free gift for you! Happy holidays from the townhouse uptown. We would love to reward you as a fantastic client with a free gift specifically for pain relief
Reply if you have PAIN! We have a special free gift for you! Happy holidays from the townhouse uptown. We would love to reward you as a...

420 Farmer
Dec 15, 20241 min read


Free 2g Preroll of Blue lobster Exotic w/ every order $100 or more!
Don’t miss these exclusive exotic strains. Genetically developed by the breeder. RS 11–7, black truffle runts, mega shark runts, purple...

420 Farmer
Dec 15, 20241 min read


Red Beard is BACK!
1oz $100 on Special Red Beard is a super rare indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through an unknown...

420 Farmer
Dec 7, 20241 min read


Crazy 1/8th Sale. Starting at $18 & up! Over 100 strains to choose from!
Crazy 1/8th Sale. Starting at $18 & up! Over 100 strains to choose from! Grab your favorites now starting at only $18 Don’t miss this...

420 Farmer
Dec 5, 20241 min read


Exclusive drop from award winning Cherry Cola Farms
Hey did you see the 2/250 ounces of Toy Story Runtz & King Kong Runtz 2 oz for $250! Or 1/2 of each for $125 We also take credit cards...

420 Farmer
Dec 4, 20241 min read
WE NOW ACCEPT ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS!
WE NOW ACCEPT ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS! ORDER NOW! OVERNIGHT & 2 day shipping available 🧦STOCKING STUFFERS STARTING AT $10💨

420 Farmer
Dec 3, 20241 min read


New EXCLUSIVE -TTU strains just in! True designer exotics 27-32% Exclusive genetics to TTU!
New EXCLUSIVE -TTU strains just in! True designer exotics 27-32% Exclusive genetics to TTU! ☀️California bred & grown. 🌲TTU OWNS THESE...

420 Farmer
Dec 3, 20241 min read


Free!
Happy Thanksgiving l! Free $30 gift w/ every purchase over $125! Just mention it at checkout to claim!

420 Farmer
Nov 28, 20241 min read


Stocking Stuffers have arrived
Stocking Stuffers, just released. Prerolls, pain cream, brownies, gummies & more Box 1: Santa’s Helper box: 10 prerolls, 1 brownie 2pk...

420 Farmer
Nov 20, 20241 min read


$35 oz SMALL BUD OUNCES. PRE-Thanksgiving Sale release! Limited quantities available We are thankful in this season for customers like you-TTU! https://www.thetownhouseuptown.com/product-page/
$35 oz SMALL BUD OUNCES. PRE-Thanksgiving Sale release! Limited quantities available We are thankful in this season for customers like...

420 Farmer
Nov 19, 20241 min read


5 new exotics
Call or text 202-817-7869 for these exclusive releases!! Quantities are extremely limited! Boutique grown exotics

420 Farmer
Nov 18, 20241 min read


QP OF BLACK RUNTZ Shake
https://www.thetownhouseuptown.com/product-page/qp-4-ounces-of-black-runtz-shake

420 Farmer
Nov 17, 20241 min read


Friday Sale! Free ounce of Exotic Runtz shake w/ every order by 9pm! While supplies last!
Friday Sale! Free ounce of Exotic Runtz shake w/ every order by 9pm! While supplies last! #runtz #exotic #shake #designer

420 Farmer
Nov 15, 20241 min read


1lb exotic Punk RUNTZ shake!
https://www.thetownhouseuptown.com/product-page/1-lb-of-exotic-shake-pink-runtz What a great deal for an exotic pound!! $450! Grab this...

420 Farmer
Nov 10, 20241 min read


Trump Og now available
https://www.thetownhouseuptown.com/product-page/trump-runtz-by-the-ounce #trump #weed #gas #exotics

420 Farmer
Nov 10, 20241 min read


Check out the new weed PORN!
Check out the new weed PORN! Exclusive drops 💦 #weedporn #weed #joker #mms #airheads No need to drool when u can grab some now!! Call...

420 Farmer
Nov 7, 20241 min read


Fresh Flowers .. just in!
Fresh flowers.. just added to our menu… From $60 ounces of fresh designer shake .. to exotic hand trimmed bud for $200. All organic no...

420 Farmer
Nov 6, 20241 min read
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