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420 Farmer
Mar 31, 20230 min read



420 Farmer
Mar 30, 20230 min read


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420 Farmer
Mar 29, 20231 min read


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420 Farmer
Mar 28, 20231 min read



420 Farmer
Mar 25, 20230 min read


Crops in!
Amnesia Haze The uplifting, energetic buzz is one you won’t soon forget. Its genetics have been traced back to the South Asian and...

420 Farmer
Mar 25, 20232 min read


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420 Farmer
Mar 24, 20231 min read


Freaky Friday Special 2/$200 STOCK PURGE!
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420 Farmer
Mar 24, 20231 min read


Chocolope
Sativa Dominant Hybrid Strain Sativa Dominant Hybrid 95% Sativa / 5% Indica THC: 18% - 21% Chocolope is one of the most fascinating...

420 Farmer
Mar 22, 20231 min read


Hp for $600
Any 4 flavors Pink gorilla Og Kush Sugarcane Gelato 41 Gg4 Gg5 Creamsicle Bubba Kush Blue dream Chocolope

420 Farmer
Mar 22, 20231 min read


Free 1/8 w/ every order over $125! For the first 10 people to text ! 202-839-0340
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420 Farmer
Mar 22, 20231 min read



420 Farmer
Mar 22, 20230 min read


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420 Farmer
Mar 22, 20231 min read


$25 1/8 for the 1st 10 people! Hump day sale 🐫
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420 Farmer
Mar 22, 20231 min read



420 Farmer
Mar 22, 20230 min read


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420 Farmer
Mar 22, 20231 min read


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420 Farmer
Mar 22, 20231 min read



420 Farmer
Mar 22, 20230 min read



420 Farmer
Mar 22, 20230 min read


Prerolls w/ 💎 diamonds now available!
Pre roll menu !!! 5 pack of custom pre rolls equaling 7 grams of flower and concentrate in the pack . The Pain killer Gg4 organic Hash ,...

420 Farmer
Mar 22, 20232 min read
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