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Expect a major blow to the head from this super-potent strain. A pure sativa, Durban Poison is the beloved inbred descendant of a sativa strain grown in South Africa. Ed Rosenthal, an American cannabis activist, discovered the original strain and brought in back to the United States in the 1970s. It has long been a favorite of stoners and medical marijuana patients here. Durban Poison has THC levels that can reach 24%, making it one of the world's more powerful strains. This strain hits with a strong, happy head high that's great for creativity and daytime errands. Paranoia may be a possible side effect, along with dry mouth. Durban Poison is an effective treatment for depression and anxiety, as well as chronic pain, and it can also be helpful with nausea. This strain is ideal for making concentrates, as the bud is covered in over-sized trichomes. The dominant smell and taste of Durban Poison is earthy and sweet, with a subtle pine aroma. The buds are round and chunky, with a dense coating of trichomes. This strain is best for active periods, chores, and other daylight activities.

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This is shake buds SAGE, also known as “Sativa Afghani Genetic Equilibrium,” is an evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) strain created through a cross of the infamous Afghani X Big Sur Holy strains. This potent bud took home second place overall at the High Times' Cannabis Cup in 2001 and for very good reason. With heavy effects that are fueled by a super high 19-28% average THC level, SAGE packs a powerhouse of a smoke that's perfect for taming the pains and stresses of any more experienced user. The high this strain gives a nice calming high, but don't let the name fool you- it is extremely potent. The balance of Indica and Sativa are well imbued with the sagey taste. The relaxing feeling of the Indica counterbalances the uplifting quality of the Sativa to create a wonderful high. The harsh smoke create a quick delivery of the medication, causing a strong onset of pleasure that instantly creates a sense peace. Because of these effects and its insanely powerful THC level, SSAGE is often chosen by users to treat conditions such as chronic anxiety or stress, inattentiveness, and chronic migraines or headaches. This bud has a sweet sage flavor with hints of spicy herbs and pine upon exhale. The aroma is just as delicious, with a lemongrass overtone that's accented by woody earth and pungent herbs. SAGE buds have airy forest green nugs with thin amber hairs and a frosty thick coating of tiny amber colored crystal trichomes.

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Blue Dream: A sativa-dominant hybrid known for its balanced high, cerebral stimulation, and full-body relaxation, and was a top-selling strain in California. 

Permanent Marker: Leafly named this hybrid strain as their 2023 Strain of the Year. 

White Truffle: An indica-dominant phenotype of Gorilla Butter, known for its earthy and creamy aroma with garlic undertones, and uplifting and relaxing

Whitethorn Rose: A cross between Paradise Punch and Lemon OG, with aromas of citrus, fruity, and floral tones. 

Jack Herer: A sativa-dominant hybrid with a complex terpene profile that produces a distinctive pine and citrus aroma, attracting cannabis connoisseurs and novices alike. 

Alpha Blue, Platinum OG, Deathstar: Green Dragon Cannabis listed these as some of their top strains of 2023. 

Larry OG puts the citrus terps before the pine, along with balanced effects between lost in the couch and buzzing around. One reviewer said it felt “like a light radiating down my skin and removing all of my stress.” Besides some cup wins of its own, Larry OG has spawned dozens of crosses among seven generations

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